(Source: mazerun)

  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."
amarguerite:

yeltsinwasright:

kosherqueer:

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

organize the things you love, like the economy

collaborate in the workplace

5/5 HELPS ME TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

amarguerite:

yeltsinwasright:

kosherqueer:

armisael:

i know its supposed to be like social list but did anyone think this through

organize the things you love, like the economy

collaborate in the workplace

5/5 HELPS ME TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

official-nasa:

fencer-x:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

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the look of abject confusion on his face when he turns back and the cup and pen aren’t hanging in the air where he left them…!

where he left them

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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How to do human transmutation

thebowtiepenguin:

Step 1: RECONSIDER

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

thecoffeetragedy:

1001paperboxes:

thecoffeetragedy:

1001paperboxes:

thecoffeetragedy:

What if Les Amis de l’ABC were a group that came together not because they desired “the elevation of men”, but rather because they had something else in common of the utmost importance. What if, in fact, they banded together because..

  • they all own a little Shih Tzu; or
  • they all share an embarrassing love for 80’s pop music; or
  • they all are lactose intolerant but love ice cream; or
  • they all at one point felt victimized by Starbucks baristas misspelling their name; or
  • they all are totally unable to fold a fitted sheet; or
  • they all have long hair (or had, in the case of one member); or
  • they all share a passion for knitting scarves; etc.

wouldn’t that be fun?

I’m still gunning for left-handedness.

And they can even have puns about their leftist bodies to match leftist minds? ;)

(But not too far left — there is a balance to be reached, but it happens to be farther to the left than the current societal norms….)

Of course!

Whatever their society is about they will always be pun masters. ;)

…now I have to pun/tagline all of the ones you made before. (Oh dear.)

  • they all own a little Shih Tzu; (Working doggedly for the cause)
  • they all share an embarrassing love for 80’s pop music; (Some things from the past are worth keeping, but not the political climate.)
  • they all are lactose intolerant but love ice cream; (We’re also intolerant of bigotry)
  • they all at one point felt victimized by Starbucks baristas misspelling their name; (it’s spelled REVOLUTION)
  • they all are totally unable to fold a fitted sheet; (Don’t let the poor remain lost in the corners)
  • they all have long hair (or had, in the case of one member); (Ever heard of a hockey beard? This is politic hair.)
  • they all share a passion for knitting scarves; (A better society one stitch at a time.)

OH MY GOD

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam)

Les Amis As Cars

lesmisfaceclaims:

Enjolras

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Combeferre

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Courfeyrac

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Grantaire

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Joly

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Bossuet

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Jehan

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Feuilly

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Bahorel

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*Disclaimer I do not own nor am I claiming to own any of these images

michellicopter:

i didn’t ask for these e/R feels, george blagden

michellicopter:

i didn’t ask for these e/R feels, george blagden

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp)

perplexingly:

You broke him, Enjolras

melkior:

send hELP