standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident)

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

(Source: urbancatfitters)

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

(Source: barbhenrickson)

breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT

what the fuck is the beep test

someone please educate the innocent

You run until you die

Well you’re not wrong

walterhhwhite:

the generation born between 1984 and 1995 have pluto in scorpio which means we are all godless violent heathens obsessed with sex and death headed for oblivion and none of us care 

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luchia13:

you know, if i could add ONE additional warning on ao3, it would be cheating/partner betrayal.

the minute someone cheats on their partner i am just out the fucking door okay i can read about some really fucked up shit with no problem but cheating fucks me up man, that’s not cool. so not cool.

tl;dr if you ever write someone cheating on their partner and it isn’t just the start of ot3 things PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tag it

crumbduck:

*choking back tears* wanna fight 

m-gmt:

my life is a mix between why won’t they talk to me and solitude is bliss

(Source: a1iengrl)