• Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
  • Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: hummelberry)

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of anon

littlebookthings:

Submission courtesy of anon

theshirelock:

maybe i should do my homework

let’s consult david tennant

image

david tennant has spoken

khhc:

who else momentarily thought the doctor’s name was “please”

acetrainerghirahim:

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye

(Source: itstheskinny)

portablemiah:

people should be nice to other people i think

watchtheskytonight:

greeleys:

inoticeyoureanerdfighter:

thesecond-star-tothe-right:

OH
MY
GOD

I HEARDT HE THING. I HEARD IT IN MY HEAD.

OH ITS ONE OF THOSE GIFS YOU CAN HEAR.

SCREAM

watchtheskytonight:

greeleys:

inoticeyoureanerdfighter:

thesecond-star-tothe-right:

OH

MY

GOD

I HEARDT HE THING. I HEARD IT IN MY HEAD.

OH ITS ONE OF THOSE GIFS YOU CAN HEAR.

SCREAM

vikingstorytime:

liquiddittyfloats:

who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere

punchpolygons:

how I feel at the end of most days

punchpolygons:

how I feel at the end of most days

  • Shirt: $20
  • Me: Too expensive.
  • Book: $25
  • Me: Perfect.

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback