Hello, everyone

Um. Hi. I thought it was about time I made one of these (let’s see if it actually works ahahaha).

If I’m being honest, this is basically a Sherblog, with snippets of other misc fandoms and happiness thrown in. I like massive intelligent analysis and pretty shiny things, and if I’m ever feeling less than lazy, I post art. (This is a rare occurrence.)

I am highly gullible and am liable to reblog fake things with alarming frequency. Afterwards, I either feel really stupid and leave it alone and pretend it doesn’t exist, or reblog it again with awkward flailing, or just delete it quietly. Sometimes, I hear Douglas saying, “played like a cheap pianola” in my head when this happens. Forgive my stupidity. I like to think of myself as pretty intelligent until I do stuff like this.

I am a girl. 

Drama and unkindness upsets me. Hate is severely disheartening. Civil debates, however, are awesome.

In real life, I will probably act like a cold, snobby, uppity show-off because I’m really awkward and can never think of the proper thing to say until about 30 seconds later when it stops being relevant. I’ve been called a bitch more than once behind my back because of this, and yes, I can hear you, thanks. :)

On the flip side, I’ve also been called adorable and hilarious. So take your pick.

I’m melodramatic and exhibit impulsivity, invulnerability, insecurity, indecision and “I know best” in turns. I also have an inferiority complex, so if I start whining about how much I suck, please bear with me and ignore it.

I have OCD.

My ask box is always open, even if no one ever wants to ask me questions! :D I like to talk to people.

End narcissist transmission.

Kirk out.